Don't take this seriously. Zerosentenc.es is a well-intentioned parody of the excellent email response philosophies found at various sentenc.es sites. I recommend using them; to be honest, you can get a little long-winded.
The site was put together by Adam, who hopes that you have a sense of humor.
* See also: two.sentenc.es, three.sentenc.es, four.sentenc.es, and five.sentenc.es.
